Check out Brazil, man... left-wing... CarlosAlbertoBlanc

Check out Brazil, man... left-wing politics over there is unbelievable! They don’t hire an economist; they hire a magician! The Finance Minister always has this freaking superpower: he moves every single zero to the left! Have you ever seen that?! The guy looks at a million and — BAM! — the zero switched sides and now you owe your freaking soul!
And their plan to fight poverty? It’s genius: they print hope! That’s it! 'We don’t have the cash, but we got plenty of... positive vibes!' And the bill? Oh, the bill goes to your great-grandchildren! It’s the perfect crime! You spend the money now and send the invoice to a kid who hasn’t even been born yet! Why? Because that kid can’t protest! You ever seen a fetus holding a sign screaming 'Fiscal Responsibility'? No! He’s too busy trying to grow fingers! While he’s in there just trying to get a pulse, the government already swiped a credit card across his face!

Carlos Alberto Blanc